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Naptime Musings – My 6 Most Common Thoughts
The moment I get both twins down for a nap is one of victory, invariably punctuated by a touchdown dance I’ve developed during my six-week career as starting Cry Receiver. It begins with the Running...
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We Recycle
Wife: Our son just flung vomit into my mouth. Me: Yay, another milestone! Where’s his baby book? I was not present at the Time of Flinging, for I was slaying daughter diaper poo in another room, but...
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Dictwinary #3 – Twintrepid
twin•trep•id [twin-TREP-id] adjective Term pertaining to or describing twins who are particularly fearless, dauntless, or daring, often to their parents’ dismay. The stay-at-home father sweated through...
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The Bubble Boy’s Concession
My son has discovered the joy of blowing bubbles. Not the sudsy kind that can be purchased at the store that are equipped with plastic wands. His bubbles are homemade, mouth-crafted from his own bodily...
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Did He Just Say What I Think He Said?
There is a moment that every Daddy waits for. Typically (or stereotypically, if you’d prefer), Mommy is the all-star. The intensity of the mother-spawn connection is undeniable. After spending nine...
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Sock Monkey Face-Five
“Mama. Mama. Mamamamama,” my wife enunciated steadily, in stark contrast to the hyperactive limb-chase she was currently undertaking–attempting to get my son’s frantic arms and legs into his pajamas....
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Twinfamy: The Movie…Starring Lego Chuck Norris
I recently received the highest honor WordPress bestows upon its bloggers–”Freshly Pressed.” For those of you who don’t know, that means one of my posts was featured on the WordPress homepage,...
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Be Careful What You Wish Fo’
My wife and I had narrowly escaped the house with the Twins intact. We’d fed and bathed them in a hurry so we could make it on time to Thanksgiving 2: This Time, It’s Leftovers at my wife’s mother’s...
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Sharing is Crying
“No, Buddy, I just told you, your sister is reading that,” I said, prying the coveted Elmo’s ABC Book from his hand, prompting an eloquent baby cuss reply. Sighing heavily, I returned the pillaged book...
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Naptime Musings – My 6 Most Common Thoughts
The moment I get both twins down for a nap is one of victory, invariably punctuated by a touchdown dance I’ve developed during my six-week career as starting Cry Receiver. It begins with the Running...
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Dictwinary #3 – Twintrepid
twin•trep•id [twin-TREP-id] adjective Term pertaining to or describing twins who are particularly fearless, dauntless, or daring, often to their parents’ dismay. The stay-at-home father sweated through...
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